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Big ol' praying mantis |
Up at the unearthly hour of 4am for a ride to the airport in
Kuching, and landed safely in Kota Kinabalu less than two hours later. We
proceeded to get the first bus into the city, then another bus to the bus
station, where as soon as we disembarked two other backpackers were spilling
out of a tiny car, and we were quickly herded onto a coach we were told was
leaving imminently bound for Sandakan. Naturally we sat there for about ten
minutes before leaving, and we discovered the other backpackers were Nick, a
Kiwi, and Allie, a Scotswoman. Found out the tiny car was actually a taxi,
which is silly as I don’t think there was even enough space for the four
letters to fit on it!
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The boatride! Me, Allie, Jo, and Nick |
We bumped our way along and around Mt Kinabalu, until we
four were kicked off the bus at a roundabout on a long empty road. Optimistic
we wandered off down one of the roads, and shortly came across Uncle Tans
guesthouse (despite a cab driver stopping to offer services and affirming it
was “very far”). We made the most of the coffee, tea, biscuits and latterly
dinner while we sat around chatting.
Next day was to be the start of our trip to Uncle Tans
Jungle Camp, but not till later. The others went off to see Orangutans at a
sanctuary, which we declined after doing the same in Kuching. We dossed about,
and I found a huge praying mantis on the window – well chuffed, we weren’t even
in the jungle yet!
After lunch, we had a briefing, then were packed into vans
and taken to the river. We got into the little boats to speed the 1 ½ hour
journey to the camp, getting more and more remote as we went. En route we saw
two orangutans in the trees right beside the river, and a few big monitor
lizards strutting their stuff on the bank.
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Sunrise safari |
Arrived at the camp and met everyone, had some more tea and
biscuits, and then given itinerary for the next couple of days and shown to our
beds. The beds were in shed-like huts, raised off the ground on stilts with no
windows or door, just apertures. Three mattresses per room had their own
individual mozzie nets, and a bucket with a lid outside to put anything that
may smell good to rats or other animals in. Basic, but ample for our needs.
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Borneo gibbon |
Had some dinner, then it was time for night river safari. We
were taken to the boats, then we chugged out slowly with one guide per boat
with a big floodlight scanning here and there for wildlife, but mostly in the
dark. We saw a crocs eyes and snout about 20 feet from the boat, but he slunk
away. Kept going and saw some sleeping kingfishers and some other bits, then
made our way back.
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I got papped |
Up at 6 for the morning river safari, and once again loaded
into the boats as sun was about to rise. Much more successful trip, seeing a
load of hornbills, Borneo gibbons, monitor lizards, a few eagles, and a
crocodile chilling on the bank.
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Sticky |
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Our group |
We got up close to him but he soon didn’t like
that and got back into the water and waded away. Got back after two hours on
the boat, and had an amazing breakfast of eggs, French toast, fresh fruit, and
pancakes. After refreshed and refuelled, we went out on a trek. To be honest,
it wasn’t much of a trek. The boat ride was almost an hour long as we came
across loads of hornbills, kingfisher, cranes and eagles and stopped to watch
them. We then went on the trek which was only 1km at most, taking us round
showing lots of flora and fauna and explaining their uses. These guides were
fantastic; they knew this stuff from living out here all their lives, not
because they were taught it to tell tourists. We were all stood around a tree
putting bits of leaves in our waterbottles (natural Viagra apparently, so we
had to give it a go) when I felt something tickle my ankle. I looked down to
find a massive stick insect clambering up my shoe and up my leg. Nick picked
him up, then the speedy little sod was up my neck and onto my head. We put him
among some fellow stick insects (or sticks, couldn’t really tell) and headed
back to camp.
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Jos catch |
We then had some time spare, in which we could do the additional
trip of fishing. We had nowhere near enough money on us, and no way of getting
more, but Nick very kindly offered to pay for us if we wanted to go. I was
happy to lounge in the jungle in a hammock for an hour or two, but Jo wanted to
try, so off they went. After a snooze, a very excited Jo comes back professing
that fishing is her new favourite hobby! What a changed woman!
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River safari. Note the high tide marks on the trees |
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Our happy-go-lucky guide |
Went out at dusk to look for monkeys and found bloody loads
of proboscis monkeys (one load having a fight in the tree above us) and as
always, loads of macaques playing on the bank and in the lower trees. As the
sun went down, thousands of flying foxes flew overhead from their homes to
fruit trees. We tried to get an estimate on the number, but exceeding a hundred
every 30 seconds, and a continuous wave that didn’t seem to let up, we couldn’t
manage it.
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Centipede (the safe kind) |
We headed back to camp in the dark for dinner, including the
catches of the day being served up. Jo’s four catfish and single eel were
barbequed along with the others’ haul. Although not much meat at all, they were
tasty.
Sat down after dinner something tiny which resembled dust in
the wind was on Allies arm, which she blew onto the table. Upon closer
inspection it was a perfectly proportioned but absolutely minute praying
mantis. So small that it was almost transparent. We didn’t know you could get
them that small!
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Naughty macaques |
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Proboscis monkey |
Went out for a short night hike, so we put on sleeves and
trousers and headed out. We saw a couple of wolfspiders (they were nothing new
to us, there was a huge one living on the ceiling above one of the toilets!),
huntsman spiders, a scorpion, and then once again I felt something tickle my
ankle. This time I was a little apprehensive of lifting my trouserleg as we’d
been told to beware of fire-ants, and to wear wellies. I spurned this
information and just put trainers on. Regretting my trivial rebellion, I lifted
the trouserleg to find a frog on the edge of my shoe, but it was tiny. Like the
praying mantis, it was perfectly proportioned to a normal size frog, but it was
tiny; less than half the size of my little fingernail. After a load of flashing
cameras which he duly posed for, he hopped away, and we continued our trek.
After seeing a few more creepy-crawlies, we saw a massive butterfly asleep on a
tree branch, showing it’s menacing livery to ward off bats and the like.
Sat around chatting for a bit, and I wandered off to take
some pictures of the innumerable stars, then hit the hay.
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Tiny frog |
Following morning, we were up at 6 again for our last
excursion, a river safari again. This time we found an orangutan, so we hopped
out of the boats and watched her above us for a while.
Back at camp we ate our hearty breakfast once more, then
cleaned ourselves up, packed gear away and headed back to the jetty in the
boats. En route saw a couple more monitor lizards.
Had to say very swift farewells to Nick and Allie as they
were both heading East to Semporna to go diving whereas we were going West. (I
would have loved to go to Semporna, but every time we read up on it, you had
naff all to do if you weren’t diving, which seemed pretty unfair to impose on
Jo).
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Sunset on the river |
Got back to camp, had lunch, then boarded a bus back to KK!
(I apologise for the lack of animal photos, but in truth, I
didn’t really try. My camera is good, but it hasn’t got a telephoto lens or any
of that kit, and most of the time I just wanted to see the animals in the
flesh, not piss around with my camera trying to get a half decent shot. If you
want to see a photo of one of the animals I listed, tap it into google,
there’ll be millions on there.)