Saturday 29 March 2014

Kuching, Borneo, Malaysia - 26/2/14 - 4/3/14

Got to Kuching airport nice and early, and as there are no buses servicing the airport, a cab to our guesthouse door, which was lovely after our obscene walk in KL a few hours prior.
Guesthouse was lovely, and we had a huge room, so stuck to the pattern, and dumped our bags and went out walking. We walked along the river, then arranged some accommodation for Baku national park. Found the coffee shop The Swedes recommended, and had a really good coffee and watched the world go by. We got some lunch and headed back to the room to relax for a bit…. 3 hours later I awoke. Feeling a bit like a zombie, we wandered out along the waterfront again for a chicken kebab al fresco.

We planned to go to the early morning feed at the orangutan sanctuary, but failed miserably due to the incredibly comfortable bed. Knowing we had a few hours until the lunchtime feed, we ate the standard free breakfast of toast, tea and coffee and went out to suss the buses. Bought some snacking things to take to Baku from a little Chinese man who gave us loads of free samples.
Orangutan family
Got the bus to the orangutan sanctuary, and walked the 1.3km to the feeding platforms, and were subjected to a load of crap from an Australian man who tried telling us that the minimum wage in Oz was $6, they were making 100,000 redundancies a week, and that rent is $800 per week for a room. Knowing better than to try and tell the native any different about his home country, I was first polite and then just ignored him. Dick Dundee then started gobbing off loudly asking where the orangutans were when we got to the feeding platforms despite the signs all around us telling us where they were and we wouldn’t see them until feeding time, and the most common sign telling you to be silent.
Geckos hunting
Got lead up a track by a the guide to a clearing and a feeding platform in front of us. Pretty soon, a big daddy orangutan was bounding through the canopy. He slowly dropped himself down, and hung by one foot and one hand from a rope, munching on fruit. After a few minutes, the coast was obviously clear, and mummy and kiddy orangutan followed. They all played and ate together, and we took millions of pictures. As we wandered back, we overheard Dick Dundee complain to whoever would listen that there were only three, and “there’s hundreds in the zoo back home”. Maybe the irony that may be the reason there’s so few left in the wild and that they are protected might not have quite struck the mark.
Jo loving hiking
We got back to our lovely big room, booked our flights for the Perhentian islands, then went across the road to a little outdoor restauran for chicken curry, fried rice, Heineken and ice coffee for three quid.

Up good and early, and wandered down to get a bus to Bako National Park boat station. When there we hunted down another couple who were also staying one night, and arranged to share the boat there and back with them. They were an older and Danish, and the guy was incredibly passionate about Borneo, and when we told him we were going up to Sabah, he gave us some tips, and told us we have to go to Uncle Tans, a jungle camp.
Proboscis monkey
Eventually, we were packed into the boats and started to make our way to the national park. We were a little dubious of the explanation of the delay being that all the boats were waiting for high tide when the river seemed fine, but after 10 minutes, we were out in the open sea, and chugging along pretty slowly as we felt the bottom scrape the boat. A few boats with only two people in them sped past, and we noticed that they had stopped. We then looked further out and noticed Jesus fishing. We assumed it was him, as he appeared to be walking on water. After a few minutes, we were stuck too, and after a bit of trying to push us along with a stick, our boat driver got out and pushed, which looked very funny as we were a few hundred metres out from the coast. Finally we found deeper water, and in order to keep higher in the water, our guy motored as fast as possible through the water that couldn’t have been more than a couple of feet deep.
Mangroves
On the beach
We arrived at the park HQ and got a map, left our bags in a storage room and headed off on a hike. It started along boardwalk through mangroves, then suddenly it all stopped and you had to ascend through jungle. On the boardwalk alone we saw a few snakes and a load of macaque monkeys (trying to break into a park admin building). We followed three different routes, through jungle, arid jungle, bush and scrubland. Made it to a few cliffs, and down to a couple of deserted beaches swarmed in driftwood. It was incredibly hot, and there was no escaping the heat and humidity, and we quickly burned through our water, so after a few hours we started heading back. As soon as we hit the boardwalk again, we immediately saw a young monitor lizard cooling off in the water, and then a big proboscis monkey, relaxing in a tree right next to the path. We were now absolutely pooped, so we relaxed for a bit, then had some dinner, and went on the organised nightwalk. Jo was in two minds whether to do it as she’s not great with bugs or spiders, but she put on a brave face and off we went. We followed a flying lemur jumping between a few trees, some bats, spiders and catfish. When we returned to camp, Jo and I wandered off to the mangroves to watch the fireflies and take some shots of the stars.
Sky shot at night
After a very deep sleep, we woke to the rain hammering down outside. We went and got something to eat, then I went on a short walk for an hour, but it seemed other than the leeches which I kept finding on my legs and one sad looking monkey up a tree, all the animals were taking shelter, so I went back to camp, and we got the boat back to the bus stop (no pushing required this time!)
We got back to our lovely little guesthouse, and spent all evening drinking coffee and watching Breaking Bad! Repeated a budget dinner of curry and Heineken!

Awoke to yet more rain streaming down our big window, so we didn’t venture out until lunch, when Jo dragged me round lots of statues of cats (Kuching means ‘cat’). Stumbled across a little Chinese place doing loads of dumplings for lunch, and just walked around all the bits of Kuching we hadn’t seen yet.
Cats...
More cats....




Jo wanted to do some more hiking (I’m sure this isn’t the same woman who was like a 5 year old I had to basically drag up Tiger Leaping Gorge less than two years ago), so we went to another national park the next day. The bus dropped us and a German guy (who was confusingly called ‘Manuel’) off outside Kubah national park as the heavens started to open, but fully prepared for the weather, we trod on up to the visitors centre. The guy working there was really enthusiastic, and gave us loads of tips on where to go, what to look out for etc, and off we went. Kubah doesn’t have a lot of wildlife, and is actually the best place to see frogs, but as they’re bloody nocturnal, I found none as I stalked around the frogpond.
Waterfall
We carried on for an hour or so until we reached the waterfalls. Immediately shedding shoes, I ploughed into the water and up to the falls which were lovely and fresh. I was also dead chuffed to at last find a frog! We carried on the hike, and said goodbye to Manuel who was heading back the way we came. Spent a few cheerful hours, climbing and falling through the jungle, spotting a few lizards, and getting a face full of cobwebs every few minutes. We made our way back, and the guy at the visitors desk told us that the next bus wasn’t for two and a half hours. With no other options we went and sat at the bus stop, until the guy pulled into the bus stop in his little car. He was off to the bank close to the city and could drop us off a lot closer so we could get another bus. We hopped in and Dominic (that was his name) told us all about the area, and that we should return to Borneo again soon as the way the corruption in politics is, the reclassification of an area from national park to jungle is done readily for a backhander, and allows developers to flatten vast swathes of jungle to make way for palm oil plantations.
A lizard of some kind!
Back in Kuching, we ventured out to get some suntan lotion and a late dinner. Feeling lazy, and because most local places were closed due to it being Sunday, we decided to go to Pizza Hut. We were then told what we wanted (cheapest pizza they did) had run out, and as this is Asia and not the West, you don’t get offered an alternative, you’re just told “finished”. So we left and went to KFC…. And they’d run out of chicken…. KFC couldn’t provide the very name of their company! This obviously wasn’t meant to be, so home we went.


A few hours later at the stupid hour of 4am, the guy running our guesthouse took us to the airport for our flight to Kota Kinabalu in Sabah, the Northernmost area of Borneo!

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